Wednesday, August 13, 2008


It's becoming more and more clear that I need to stop watching these Royals games. Today, a solid Hochevar start would seem to have been wasted. They've managed to score a total of zero runs in 17 innings in Chicago this series with three outs to reverse the trend. Vazquez and Buehrle have dominated the Royals hitters for two days. Let's face it, neither of these guys are going to win the Cy Young. I'd be shocked if they even registered any votes. The White Sox have added another run at the expense of the suddenly vulnerable Kansas City bullpen.

I think it's time to take a break. Maybe I'll go see what these retard advocacy groups are all up in arms about. What they should be pissed about is all the roles of retards being given to guys like Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio instead of guys like Chris Burke or that little guy in Simon Birch. Isn't that essentially like blackface?

Make that 18 innings without a run scored, by the way.

Merry Christmas.

1 comment:

KRD said...

You forgot Juliette Lewis and Giovanni Ribisi.

And if you want to see actual handicapable actors, you only need turn to the films of Crispin Glover. That's a treat.

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