Up since 6:00 am...

I've had a very long day which started with my best attempt at getting prettied up and ended with me regaining consciousness after a Hillsboro Jack in the Box-induced food coma. What happened between is probably worthy of three or four blog entries--at least one of which I'd love to write tonight if I weren't so goddamn tired. I can say I was witness to a New Jersey-sized team ass whoopin' of a surprising scale. Anymore would be too telling out of context. The most important post should be out there for the world to see during the day tomorrow.