Friday, April 25, 2008

Before I retire

I'm rapidly becoming obsessed with the sitemeter on my page (and not simply because I'm a shameless narcissist). It seems as though the phrases "Jason Segel cock shot" and "soapy cock" are popular with the random ass people. Maybe if I type those words more this blog will actually take over the internet, which was always the intent.

This does bring me to two separate conversations that I had today about the re-emergence of the phallus as the centerpiece of American cinema. One conversation centered on the desensitization of the American public when the penis is used as a comedic device. The other was just how it seems like that's the new thing for an actor to do. Now the non-Jason Segel example given was of Emile Hirsch in last year's "Into the Wild", which I've not yet seen, to which my initial reaction was simply that I imagined that Jason Segel probably showed better than Emile Hirsch did.

I think I may have problems.

And to the person who checked in from Dunedin: How does it feel to be in the city that is the home of George Lowe, voice of TV's Space Ghost? I bet it feels pretty good. Pret-ty... pret-ty... pret-ty good.

2 comments:

KRD said...

Something that I did not say in that conversation is this: I'm not sure that any of us who are fans of the penis (and most of us are, I assume, one way or another) should uncritically accept its use as a comedic device. It does sort of undercut (perhaps an unfortunate choice of verbiage, but you know what I mean) the male body in a way that might actually be pretty damaging.

This is not a very fun comment, I realize. And I laughed. Oh, did I laugh, at the awkwardness of Jason Segel's long cock shots, but afterward I felt a little guilty----

Little Brother said...

First thing...

I don't know how much you should be bragging about the getting large amounts of traffic from people who would search "Jason Segal cock shot" and/or "soapy cock". Obviously this isn't a family site.

Secondly...

Everyone needs cock. I can understand gay guys because gay guys would be gettting cock, even though a guy can have cock anytime he wants just be putting his hand down his pants, but lesbians...not a chance. No cock for them. Sorry if this comment is giving off a Chasing Amy vibe, but it's the truth. Jason Segal showing his cock in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, is just giving the people what they need...which is more cock.

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