Since the subject of assholery is so freshly laid to paper, I'll continue on that thread for a moment.
A year ago, September 1st, 2007, I was best man in a wedding for one of my very best friends, John Patrick Weibel. As best man, I was to give a speech.
I don't know that it was particularly good.
It was probably in poor taste.
It wasn't especially nice.
And with the exception of a small segment of the reception hall, it didn't go over well. It was a very Catholic crowd.
Well, Ryan posted a link in the comments section to the file that he's put up on rapidshare. I am by no means advocating the downloading of this file, but if you feel compelled, it is available here.
Take it for what it's worth.
John didn't talk to me for quite a while, and I didn't feel like I should press the matter much, so I let him come back to me on his own terms.
I wish him the best.