Now that I've spewed forth that venom, I'd like to share something with you, dearest reader.
Seeing the Rambo poster at the top of this blog brings me an inner peace that no amount of yoga and meditation will ever be able to do. If there is one thing that will right my world, it is the release of that film. What the world needs now is John Rambo blowing evildoers straight to hell with his brutal brand of justice. I know that's what my world needs now. Doesn't yours, too?
Here's an unofficial primer. A gift for you denizens of the internet.