but I do know that according to Margaret (via a text message sent to Peter) my blog is better than Peter Johansen's. I think one of the main reasons that mine is better is that I don't make fun of my Grandma. Not cool, Peter. Not cool.
Now, I hear Peter's been crying about this inferiority, and I'd just like to say that there might just be enough room in the internet for both of our blogs. I doubt it, though.