Prick Tunes: Lionel Richie "Hello"

If ever there was a piece of art that set back anti-stalking laws a century, it was this video, which implies that if you creep on a blind chick for long enough, she'll magically sculpt a striking bust with your likeness despite the fact that she cannot know what your face looks like.

Having said that, if anyone was wondering what they should get me for Christmas, track down that bust.