Friday, February 29, 2008
That "There Will Be Blood" review is the biggest piece of shit I've ever written, and I would know. Over the past few years, I have derived countless hours of enjoyment by weighing myself before and after defecation--if for nothing else it allows me to keep tabs on the functionality of my excretory system--on my nice digital scale. For instance, last week I lost three pounds in one sitting. Impressive, I know... Taking that into consideration, I am one who knows about things like big pieces of shit, and that "review" falls squarely into that category. Sorry for having wasted your time, interwebslingers.